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- (1980) TV's Dallas:Whodunit?
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- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1980 Highlights
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- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- August 11, 1980
- COVER STORY
- TV's Dallas: Whodunit?
- </hdr>
- <body>
- <p>Sinning and winning, J.R.'s clan is now the first family of soap
- </p>
- <p> As he lay crumpled on the floor of his office, with two
- bullets in his stomach, his thoughts pinwheeled off into
- fantasies of his real and idealized pasts. His first word had
- been "Mammon." As a child he had torn the wings off flies and
- sold the insects' bodies to science. In high school he had
- peddled exam answers to his fellow students, then told his
- teacher that they were cheating. In college he had impregnated
- an entire sorority and used the offspring to stock a black-market
- adoption agency.
- </p>
- <p> No wonder he proved such a success when his daddy brought him
- into the family business: skewering the town's most powerful
- men out of millions while he was seducing their wives. All in
- all, a cause for celebration. Then why, he wondered as he
- started to slide from consciousness, was his last image that of
- his sainted daddy shaking his head in grim disappointment?
- </p>
- <p>Fade to black.
- </p>
- <p> ...Until Friday, Sept. 19, that is. On that night--God
- and the striking Screen Actors Guild willing--the critically
- wounded body of John Ross Ewing Jr. will be sped to Dallas
- Memorial Hospital, and viewers will be given their first clues
- to a solution of the mystery: Who shot J.R.? Never in the history
- of cliffhanging narrative have so many people waited and
- speculated on the resolution of a plot twist. At last count,
- 300 million souls in 57 countries shared this benign obsession.
- When the Ewing family saga begins its new season, the number
- is sure to be swollen by millions more who will have succumbed
- to the summerlong blitz of news features, promotions and gossip.
- Competing networks are advised to broadcast test patterns.
- </p>
- <p> Since its debut in April 1978, Dallas' Nielsen rating has
- almost doubled, until it is now the top-rated dramatic show on
- U.S. television. The March 21 Dallas, which ended with the
- shooting of J.R., was the year's most watched series episode.
- The show's huge, steady audience (40 million a week in the
- U.S.) helped CBS vault back into its familiar position as the
- top prime-time network after ABC's three-year interregnum.
- </p>
- <p> Most hit shows live off habit; Dallas arouses demonstrative
- loyalty. Millions of Dallas T shirts, bumper stickers and
- buttons are festooning torsos, fenders and lapels. Half a dozen
- "J.R." novelty records are heading for the charts. Society
- matrons are planning Dallas costume parties for the night the
- program returns. Politicians have climbed on the bandwagon too.
- Jimmy Carter, at a Dallas fund raiser, confessed with a grin:
- "I came to Dallas to find out confidentially who shot J.R. If
- any of you could let me know that, I could finance the whole
- campaign this fall." Perhaps not: at the Republican Convention,
- Reaganites distributed buttons that read A DEMOCRAT SHOT J.R.
- </p>
- <p> Gradually and purposefully, like J.R. slithering toward a
- voluptuous Texas belle, Dallas has ascended the international
- ratings until it rivals The Muppet Show as the world's most
- popular TV series. In Johannesburg, where Dallas is No. 1 in
- the ratings, Cabinet ministers refuse speaking engagements on
- Tuesday nights, knowing their constituency will be at home with
- the Ewings. In Hong Kong, Dallas is a hit with both the local
- population and the American businessmen stationed there;
- expatriates who return briefly to the States have been know to
- call their wives with news of episodes aired in the U.S. but not
- yet shown in the crown colony. In Australia, Network 10 quickly
- ran out of its supply of I HATE J.R. badges and when it
- announced that it hoped to bring Larry Hagman--J.R. himself--to the country, the switchboard was swamped with requests for his
- private phone number. Citizens of such troubled Middle East
- nations as Lebanon and Jordan find the show a welcome diversion,
- a fantasy land where oil-rich Americans have fun making
- themselves miserable. And in Turkey, the head of the Muslim
- fundamentalist National Salvation Party presented a 16-page
- ultimatum that included "the elimination of Dallas from
- television programs" because it is "degrading and aims at
- destroying Turkish family life."
- </p>
- <p> The British are supposed to be above such nonsense. After all,
- their prime-time soaps (such as The Forsyte Saga, Poldark and
- Upstairs, Downstairs) are to the American brand what Yardley is
- to Lifebuoy. But after a slow start, Dallas grew from a guilty
- secret to a national craze. When the BBC broadcast last
- season's final episode, normally congested road were clear and
- pubs empty as 30 million Britons (more than half of the U.K.'s
- population) stayed home to watch J.R. get his. On the news
- program that night, the BBC replayed the shooting as a news
- event, and a few days later offered a weekend for two in Dallas
- to the person who supplied the wittiest explanation for the
- crime. (This summer the network is also providing a crash
- course in Ewingology: a rerun of all 54 shows, one a night.)
- British bookmakers seized on the golden opportunity. William
- Hill's set odds on the assailant's identity. (The favorite, at
- 6-4: Dusty Farlow, the "deceased" lover of J.R.'s wife. Others:
- J.R.'s mistress, 4-1; his banker, 4-1; his mother, 8-1. The
- winner, from 10,000 entrants: Leonora Gallantry, a widow from
- Crew, Cheshire. In her scenario J.R. planned the whole thing to
- escape his personal and financial problems. On his "deathbed" he
- signed a paper committing his wife to a sanitarium.) Hagman,
- vacationing in England, was offered what looked like a sure
- thing: L100,000 if, as he stepped on the plane taking him home,
- he would reveal the culprit. Hagman blurted out the truth: he
- did not know who shot J.R., nor did any member of the cast.
- </p>
- <p> It hardly matters. The Dallas phenomenon stems from something
- more complex than an interest in whodunit. If J.R. Ewing had
- not committed himself to a life of stylish wickedness--and if
- the part did not fit Hagman like an iron whip in a velvet
- glove--few viewers would care that he was near death or trouble
- themselves to ponder the assailant's identity. If the scheming
- scion of Ewing Oil were not surrounded by a nest of relatives,
- all pursuing their venal and venereal desires through a plot
- delirious in its complexity, he would be perceived as a cartoon
- villain among prime time's standard retinue of sanctified simps.
- If Dallas did not offer the rarest of series commodities--narrative surprise and character change--the attempt on J.R.'s
- life would be no more than a gimmick, instead of the logical
- climax to a season of devilish intrigue.
- </p>
- <p> Dallas does well what American commercial television does
- best: present the viewer with a family of characters so appealing
- in their hopes, their failings, their resilience that they will
- be invited back into the living room week after week. The Ewings
- may be scoundrels and wastrels, but they are good company.
- Socially they carry themselves with the ease of Middle American
- nobility. Only at the end of each visit, with kisses and
- thank-yous all around, do you notice that they have made off
- with the silverware and your teen-age daughter.
- </p>
- <p> In many TV series, characters behave the same way from first
- episode to last; that is their appeal. Dallas is different.
- It makes a pact with the viewer: tune in every week and get a
- jolt. Dallas offers adventure. In most series, characters
- refine themselves ever so slightly as time goes by, like an
- outdoor sculpture retouched by nature; the Ewings redefine
- themselves almost every week. Missing one episode means not
- only losing track of the plot, but finding that someone has
- acquired new alliances and enemies. It's flourish or perish
- with each week's trauma.
- </p>
- <p> In short, punch scenes, Dallas tells viewers that the rich
- really are different: they sin more spectacularly and suffer
- in style. The program's high-gloss handsomeness brings a touch
- of class to the ruck of commercial series TV. The Ewing home
- at Southfork Ranch, where eight members of one of Texas'
- wealthiest families contrive to live under one roof, resembles
- a formicary of Neiman-Marcus showrooms. Every taste and no taste
- is represented here: satin pillowcases, china dogs, replicas
- of Steuben vases, gilt-framed imitations of Frederic Remington,
- bedroom closets that look like mink cemeteries. The budget for
- a typical Dallas episode approaches $700,000, one of the highest
- in TV, but all the money is on the screen.
- </p>
- <p> Beneath the glamorous settings and soap-opera situations--and inextricable from them--is a solid, suggestive foundation
- of conflicting themes and characters. David Jacobs, 40, who
- created the show and wrote many of its early episodes, struck
- a rich vein of dramatic possibilities with one basic opposition:
- the Old West vs. the New West. Dallas expresses this
- opposition in countless configurations: cattle and oil, country
- and city, the land and the machine, tradition and innovation,
- family and business, the Ewing ranch in rural Braddock and the
- Ewing Oil office building in downtown Dallas.
- </p>
- <p> The opposition is not a simple matter of Good (noble
- conservatism) vs. Evil (predatory pragmatism) because one factor
- is dependent on the other. The Ewing Oil empire supports the
- ranch home; the business keeps the family together. J.R. may
- behave like a raffish amalgam of Machiavelli and the Marquis de
- Sade, but if he is evil, he is a strong, necessary evil for the
- weaker family members. His ruthless devotion to expanding the
- Ewing empire almost justifies his weakness for the three Bs:
- booze, bribes and broads. Oil work and no play would make J.R.
- a dull boy--and would have scuttled Dallas long ago.
- </p>
- <p> If this makes the program sound like the subject for a
- doctorate in contemporary mythology, so be it. But Jacobs refuses
- to fish for a subtext. "Dallas makes no demands on the system,"
- he says. "It is not about capitalism, Big Oil, the rich and the
- poor, abuse of power or any other social issues. The people are
- driven by very big emotions and they're miserable."
- </p>
- <p> True. No Dallas watcher is likely to make the connection
- between a Ewing Oil business meeting and the current price of
- a gallon of gas. Southfork is a ranch out of time, and the Ewing
- Oil headquarters is a castle in the air--almost literally. The
- stock shot of the office tower shows a fleecy cloud reflected
- on the building's facade with the surreal clarity of a painting
- by Magritte. Dallas realty; Dallas fantasy. The plot is a Rube
- Goldberg machine of the seven deadly sins, but performed and
- acted absolutely straight. This gives the viewer options. He
- can live and die with the Ewings; he can see the show as a
- satire of Neanderthal capitalism; or he can appreciate Dallas
- as the most adroitly plotted multigenerational saga since the
- Corleones moved into the olive oil business.
- </p>
- <p> In 1977 Dallas was only a wicked gleam in David Jacobs' eye.
- Jacobs, a balding, cherubic man who was then story editor of
- ABC's Family, had the idea for an hourlong series, "a sort of
- American Scenes from a Marriage." Richard Burger, then head of
- dramatic development at CBS, suggested that Jacobs "try
- something rich and Southwestern instead of middle-class and
- Californian." Recalls Jacobs: "I went home and wrote a letter
- to myself about this terribly good-looking, semi-trashy lady who
- marries into a rich Texas family." Jacobs envisioned this
- character, Pamela Barnes Ewing, taking on heroic proportions,
- shaking off her shady past and winning the respect of the
- family.
- </p>
- <p> But the Ewings, even in embryo, had already begun to dominate
- the lives of those around them. Says Jacobs: "Then I had to
- write a family. Before I had even got to the script, we had
- complicated things too much. We had created a ranch hand who
- had brought her out to the barbecue where she met Bobby [her
- future husband]. We had decided that the family's father was
- once partner with her father. And so on. There were just too
- many people in it to concentrate solely on her."
- </p>
- <p> Dallas was not conceived as a serial, for reasons that are
- largely economic. TV production companies make little or no
- money from the network run of their programs; the profits come
- later, when the shows are syndicated to local stations. (Last
- year one New York station paid an estimated $56,000 for each
- episode of Three's Company.) In the off-prime-time hours when
- syndicated shows are aired, the viewing patterns are too random
- for commitment to a daily dose of fast-paced story. The failure
- in syndication of Peyton Place underlined the difficulties in
- making money from prime-time serials. So Lee Rich, president
- of Lorimar Productions, the company that produces Dallas, is
- careful to call the show a "semiserial" and to ensure that each
- episode features one self-contained story.
- </p>
- <p> Even at the beginning, however, Jacobs' family plot was too
- intricate to be compressed into detachable episodes. The
- partnership between two wildcatting oilmen--Jock Ewing (Jim
- Davis) and Digger Barnes (David Wayne, and later Keenan
- Wynn)--had dissolved when Jock ended up with the lion's share
- of the profits from their wells and wooed away Digger's true
- love, Ellie Southworth (Barbara Bel Geddes). Forty years later
- Ewing Oil had grown into an empire, and Jock and Ellie had
- produced three sons: J.R., who took his father's place as
- company president and married a former Miss Texas, Sue Ellen
- Shepard (Linda Gray); Gary (David Ackroyd), who bolted the Ewing
- spread, leaving behind his horny teen-age daughter Lucy
- (Charlene Tilton); and Bobby (Patrick Duffy), who has wed
- Barnes's daughter Pamela (Victoria Principal). Pamela's
- loyalties are tested by the continuing family feud, carried on
- now by J.R. and Pamela's half-brother Cliff (Ken Kercheval), who
- has vowed to dispatch the Ewing empire with extreme prejudice.
- </p>
- <p> These plot permutations have a biblical resonance: Cain and
- Abel, Abraham and Isaac, Noah and his sons, Sodom and Gomorrah.
- No wonder then that Dallas, like most soap operas has a
- "bible," a synopsis of each character and his or her development
- through a year's worth of episodes. The Dallas bible is
- assembled each spring by Executive Producer Philip Capice,
- Producer Leonard Katzman, Executive Story Editor Arthur Bernard
- Lewis and Story Editors Camille Marchetta and Rena Down. (After
- the first five shows, Jacobs left and now supervises the Dallas
- spin-off, Knots Landing.) "We spend six weeks or so doing a
- long-range seasonal bible," Capice explains. "Then we break
- that down episode by episode. We spend hours going over each
- script in all its variations. You must develop a story line so
- that when the main story peaks, another variation takes over.
- And there is usually an interrelationship between the main
- story and the variations."
- </p>
- <p> Holding the power of life or death, love and guilt over three
- dozen characters has its pleasure; it is also a grind. Says
- Katzman: "We have this wonderful group of people whose lives
- can go anywhere. But when you have all the story lines to plot
- out, it is very depressing. You may plot the season and then
- look at a character and say, `Wait, he has nothing to do in
- Episode 10.' And at some point all the story lines have to come
- together."
- </p>
- <p> Often enough, the story lines come together in an apt, compact
- resolution to a wondrously complex plot. Toward the end of the
- past season, for example, the twine of stories looked hopelessly
- snarled. Cliff Barnes, now taking his revenge as an assistant
- district attorney, had Jock indicted for the murder, 28 years
- earlier, of Southfork Ranch Hand Hutch McKinney. But voila!
- Digger Barnes, on his deathbed, confessed to Miss Ellie that he
- had shot Hutch for planning to run off with Digger's wife
- Rebecca, who was carrying Hutch's child--Pamela!
- </p>
- <p> A series like Dallas demands a certain kind of actor. It needs
- an ensemble of performers; the story is the star. Only team
- players need apply. Luckily, the actors wear their roles like
- alter egos. Jim Davis, 63, a veteran of hundreds of westerns,
- drawls modestly, "I'm Jock Ewing without the money." (He may
- be a bit too modest: each principal actor reportedly earns more
- than $250,000 a year from the show.) Ken Kercheval, 45, whose
- Cliff Barnes is obsessed with ruining J.R., says of the murder
- attempt, "Actually, I hope it is me. I'd be an instant hero
- around the country." Victoria Principal, 30, had to adapt to
- the shifting of focus from Pamela to J.R., and she seems well
- adjusted. She calls Pamela "a little Statue of Liberty. When
- you have utter evil on one side, you can't have mediocre good
- on the other." Principal, who is herself statuesque enough to
- have posed for a rearmed Venus de Milo, has been criticized by
- discriminating voyeurs for changing Pamela from a sexpot to a
- Gucci Two-Shoes; she replies, "I didn't want to upstage my own
- performance." Charlene Tilton, 20, plays Lucy, the Ewing niece,
- as if she were really the love child of Mae West. The British
- press has a nickname for this tiny terror of Southfork; "the
- Poison Dwarf." When asked her response to those who call Dallas
- classy trash, she laughs with wide, wicked eyes: "Honey, they
- can call it whatever they want! We're No. 1!"
- </p>
- <p> The Dallas cast works well together: everyone knows his lines,
- enjoys his work, respects his fellow actors. Irving J. Moore,
- who has directed 17 episodes of Dallas, says, "You can get a lot
- more done on a loose set than you can on a tight one," and the
- Dallas set is as loose as J.R.'s moral code. Hagman and Patrick
- Duffy serve as chief pranksters. Hagman will often go cross-
- eyed in closeups, and has been known to come to work wearing a
- fire hat with a revolving red light. Duffy's character, Bobby
- Ewing, functions primarily as a Boy Scout manual with muscles,
- picking up after everyone else's mess. One day, the script called
- for him to discover the pregnant, drunken Sue Ellen passed out in
- her station wagon on the side of a road. He was to pick her up
- and carry her to his car. But on the set, Duffy stood over Linda
- Gray and shouted, "This is a job for Superman!" He ripped off his
- clothes to reveal a full Superman costume. He lifted Gray and
- raised one arm to the sky as if to fly. Three times he tried to
- get off the ground, then shrugged and said quietly, "Aw hell,
- we'll walk."
- </p>
- <p> In the beginning, Sue Ellen was a non-character. As Gray, 36,
- tells it. "I was lovingly referred to by Lenny Katzman as `the
- brunette on the couch.' I could have been J.R.'s masseuse, I
- decided that any woman stupid enough to marry J.R. had to have
- a lot of things wrong with her. I have always acted with my
- eyes, so when it came time for closeups of each family member,
- I thought, `I'm going to give them a look to kill.' Venom came
- out. When they saw the closeups, a phone call came, saying, `Do
- something with that part.'"
- </p>
- <p> Sue Ellen festered into a major femme maudite, an alcoholic
- adulteress who both loves and hates her baby. Gray blossomed
- in the role, bring it passion, grandeur and a touch of raunch.
- Through her soft, melodious voice, her carriage and her steely
- blue eyes, she suggested Sue Ellen's lifetime of good breeding
- and rude awakening, the lady whom J.R. forced to become a tramp.
- Says Gray: "I love the great broads of the world. I love
- Bette Davis and Katharine Hepburn. I love crying and letting the
- mascara run. I keep saying to the scriptwriters, `Whatever you
- do, don't make her nice!' I've read the first four scripts of
- the next season, and I'm thrilled. The conflict continues."
- </p>
- <p> At the hub of virtually every conflict in Dallas is that human
- oil slick, J.R.: seducer of sisters-in-law, bankrupter of bank
- executives, agent of miscarriages, avenging devil of
- politicians, mortgager of his parents' home, suavely sadistic
- husband--and secretly loving father. (When J.R., after 17
- episodes of malign neglect, finally embraced his infant son,
- viewers responded with nearly 10,000 letters--half saying
- "Thank God!," the other half saying "Don't ruin it by reforming
- him.") Hagman developed a touch for light comedy on TV in the
- '60s sitcom I Dream of Jeannie. He plays the villainy sotto voce
- and the humor--the infectious delight J.R. brings to the
- business of malevolent oneupmanship--fortissimo. He struts,
- whinnies, talks out loud to himself; he has a grand time being
- bad. His soft, smooth, surprisingly characterless face expresses
- J.R.'s childishness; but those huge eyes testify to ages of
- suffering given and received. He is the man we love to hate.
- J.R. and Hagman deserve the country's gratitude for lighting up
- Friday nights with that barracuda smile.
- </p>
- <p> J.R.'s shooting was a contract job. Dallas' second full season
- was to have ended with revelation of Pamela's true father, but
- CBS requested two more episodes. Leonard Katzman recalls: "We
- were sitting around, and Phil Capice says, `Let's have J.R. get
- his.' We didn't know who shot him. We said the hell with it,
- let's shoot him and figure out who did it later. Then we
- started eliminating and eliminating until we found the person
- we wanted."
- </p>
- <p> An early scenario was this: Sue Ellen decides to kill herself
- by dissolving sleeping pills in a glass of water. As she heads
- to the baby's room to say goodbye to her son, J.R. comes in
- drunk and gulps down the water. Sue Ellen sees this but does
- not stop him. She just goes in and rocks the baby. "It was
- interesting, but it wasn't as stylish as establishing five or
- six suspects," says Capice. "It didn't afford us an opportunity
- to bring four of five story lines together. The shooting was
- a way to tie up plot threads. We established a motive in each
- of the plot lines."
- </p>
- <p> In last season's final episode, six characters voiced threats
- against J.R.: Sue Ellen, whom J.R. was about to commit to a
- sanitarium; Kristin Shepard (Mary Crosby), Sue Ellen's vixen
- sister, who had bedded and then blackmailed J.R. only to be
- charged with prostitution; Alan Beam (Randolph Powell), an
- unscrupulous lawyer whom J.R. used and then threatened with a
- bogus rape indictment; Vaughn Leland (Dennis Patrick), J.R.,'s
- banker, who was ruined when he bought into a Ewing double-deal;
- Bobby Ewing, whom J.R.'s dastardly business ethics finally drove
- from Southfork; and Cliff Barnes, who swore on his daddy's grave
- that he would avenge the family honor and "stop J.R. for good."
- </p>
- <p> The plotting here is elegant. The motives all touch on Dallas'
- pervasive themes: sex (Sue Ellen and Kristin), money (Alan Beam
- and Vaughn Leland) and family (Bobby and Cliff). For the
- mystery's solution to be equally impeccable, the culprit must
- come from inside the family. This would permit many of the new
- episodes to revolve around the altered relationships of the
- assailant and the other Ewings, especially J.R., who could be
- expected to devise an ingenious form of revenge. But Capice
- suggests otherwise: "The ripple effect from the revelation will
- be minimal. We'll move on to other things quite quickly."
- </p>
- <p> Even this could be one more false trail. Capice is not likely
- to reveal the most tantalizing secret since the identity of Deep
- Throat. Neither are the approximately 15 others in the know:
- Dallas' producers and story editors, the major writers and
- directors, the show's chief publicists and a few Lorimar and CBS
- executives. All principals swear they have not even told their
- spouses. The actors will not know until the crucial scene is
- shot--a date propitiously delayed by the Screen Actors Guild
- strike. The first two shows will be littered with red herrings,
- but only one version of the "revelation" will be shot.
- </p>
- <p> Throughout the summer, momentum has been building for an
- answer to the mystery. Nowhere was the Mo bigger than in Dallas
- itself, where the cast and crew shot location footage before the
- Screen Actors Guild strike shut down the set. (If the strike
- lasts much longer, the Dallas season premier may be postponed;
- Lorimar has filmed pieces of a dozen episodes, but not all of
- any one.) For six weeks, thousands of Dallas addicts turned the
- actual Southfork Ranch into a Texas tourist attraction second
- only to the Alamo. The neighbors threatened to sue, but
- Southfork Owner Joe Rand Duncan, a wealthy land developer, was
- delighted with the publicity: he plans to sell clumps of the
- hallowed turf for $15 to $25 per sq. ft.
- </p>
- <p> Of the events of the coming season, this much is known
- (readers who wish to defer these surprises until they are
- revealed on-screen are advised to proceed directly to the next
- paragraph): the Ewing family is intact. Both Sue Ellen and
- Cliff will be arrested and released. While J.R. recuperates,
- Bobby will assume the presidency of Ewing Oil and become
- obsessed with power, thus putting a severe strain on his
- marriage. Pamela will find her mother, a mysterious rich lady,
- and Ray Krebbs (Steve Kanaly), the Southfork Ranch foreman, will
- find his father. Cliff will establish a new political power
- base from which to harass the Ewings. Lucy will get married.
- As for the hundred other plot contortions the Ewings will
- endure, no one who knows is telling. All in good time, Dallas
- fans will learn the answers to the eternal child's question:
- Daddy, what happens next?
- </p>
- <p> It is a question that seems burned into the genetic code of
- the race. It has goaded authors from Homer to Shakespeare to
- Dickens to Margaret Mitchell to spin out cliffhangers about
- powerful, tragic families. Who could blame 40 million Americans
- for taking their pleasures with TV's best and baddest? Come
- Friday nights this fall, the country will become one huge
- eavesdropping family, as the denizens of Dallas provide 25 more
- gilded, high-gloss mirror images of domestic America. For if the
- show's spectacular success proves anything, it is that when the
- chemistry is right, oil and soap do mix.
- </p>
- <p> He lay on a stretcher in the ambulance heading toward Dallas
- Memorial, his mind struggling back to consciousness. They
- could shoot down ole J.R., but they couldn't keep him down.
- Already his ambition leaped to newer, more dizzying heights.
- The country needed a strong leader--why not a nearly martyred
- oil tycoon? As President, he'd send Bobby to beat some sense
- into that Ayatullah fella. Spread some BS around the Kremlin;
- no way those old Russkies could resist the sight of Pam in a
- bathing suit. Inflation, recession, civil unrest? No problem
- at all in a Ewing dictatorship--at least not for Miss Ellie's
- oldest boy.
- </p>
- <p> As he slid again toward oblivion, a flash of pain jolted his
- memory back to the Ewing office and eerily illuminated that
- figure moving toward him in the darkness, eyes and gun blazing
- bright with vengeance. Of course! It was so obvious. Who else
- could it have been but...
- </p>
- <p>Fade to black.
- </p>
- <p>-- By Richard Corliss. Reported by James Willwerth/Los Angeles
- </p>
-
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